Kim Cardassian
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Splash! HU Fish in da aquarium.Oh man...
It's always so awkward when you start off in a new forum. Especially when you don't know the average level of wittiness (ALW) that's prevalent. Like once I signed up for a forum, and everyone was as witty or even wittier. Well I was quickly outta there.
So time for bragz:
Lifetime winnings: $3k
Projected winnings if I wasn't a fish: $15k
I signed up for brokerstars' coaching because I'm a fish, and my bankroll is way too big. Unfortunately I can't just bug the poor guy every time I have a silly question concerning a single hand, so I hope you guys don't mind my annoying behind on here.
Personality: Completely insane OCD weightlifter (Don't worry though, I don't have any muscle; just fat). Frequently this provides problems during poker when I clearly know what the correct decision is but I shove my stack in anyway because I just can't help myself.
Also: I run like elephant crap. I haven't broken any mirrors lately so the cause of this is yet unknown.
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