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| Kim Cardassian |
I have slain the infiniluckbox! [Wall of Hand histories]All the same match. At a certain point I was actually amused.Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BB): t2900 145 BBs BTN/SB: t100 5 BBs Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 6  K
BTN/SB calls t10, Hero checks Flop: (t40) T  6 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t25, BTN/SB calls t25 Turn: (t90) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t60, BTN/SB calls t55 all in River: (t200) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t200 Hero shows 6 K (PAIR SIX)
BTN/SB shows 3 Q (STRAIGHT SIX)
BTN/SB wins t200 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BB): t2875 143.75 BBs BTN/SB: t125 6.25 BBs Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A 8
BTN/SB raises to t125 all in, Hero calls t105 Flop: (t250) K 2 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t250) T (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t250) K (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t250 Hero shows A 8 (PAIR KING)
BTN/SB shows 8 Q (TWO_PAIR KING, QUEEN)
BTN/SB wins t250 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BB): t2780 92.67 BBs BTN/SB: t220 7.33 BBs Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with J J
BTN/SB raises to t220 all in, Hero calls t190 Flop: (t440) 7 9 T (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t440) A (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t440) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t440 Hero shows J J (PAIR JACK)
BTN/SB shows Q 8 (STRAIGHT TEN)
BTN/SB wins t440 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BTN/SB): t2705 90.17 BBs BB: t295 9.83 BBs Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with 9 9
Hero raises to t435, BB calls t265 all in Flop: (t590) 3 A T (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t590) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t590) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t590 Hero shows 9 9 (PAIR NINE)
BB shows A K (PAIR ACE)
BB wins t590 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BTN/SB): t2505 83.50 BBs BB: t495 16.50 BBs Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with K T
Hero raises to t60, BB raises to t495 all in, Hero calls t435 Flop: (t990) 2 K 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Ahaha! A King! Finally! 
Turn: (t990) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Doh! River: (t990) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t990 Hero shows K T (PAIR KING)
BB shows 8 8 (THREE_OF_A_KIND EIGHT)
BB wins t990 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BB): t2130 71 BBs BTN/SB: t870 29 BBs Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with K Q
BTN/SB calls t15, Hero raises to t90, BTN/SB calls t60 Flop: (t180) K A 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB calls t120 Turn: (t420) A (2 players)
Hero bets t210, BTN/SB calls t210 River: (t840) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t450, BTN/SB calls t450 all in Final Pot: t1740 Hero shows K Q (TWO_PAIR ACE, KING)
BTN/SB shows 2 2 (FULL_HOUSE TWO, ACE)
BTN/SB wins t1740 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BTN/SB): t2830 56.60 BBs BB: t170 3.40 BBs Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 6 8
Hero raises to t450, BB calls t120 all in Flop: (t340) T J 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t340) A (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t340) K (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t340 Hero shows 6 8 (HIGH_CARD ACE)
BB shows J 8 (PAIR JACK)
BB wins t340 Ongame Network NL Hold'em No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter Hero (BTN/SB): t2760 55.20 BBs BB: t240 4.80 BBs Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with Q T
Hero raises to t450, BB calls t190 all in Flop: (t480) 2 4 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Ah sheesh... Turn: (t480) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)
Here we go again 
River: (t480) T (2 players - 1 is all in)
Supplies! 
Final Pot: t480 Hero shows Q T (PAIR TEN)
BB shows A K (HIGH_CARD ACE)
Hero wins t480 |
| chesslw |
wp  nice to see you finally finishing him off. You reminded me of a funny joke:
A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation. They send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year's time and see how They have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks amongst themselves. "I'm an engineer" says the Englishman, "So I'll handle building a shelter". He turns to the Frenchman and says: "You French are pretty good cooks - why don't you handle the cooking?" The Frenchman agrees, and the Englishman turns to the Japanese: "That leaves you to organise the supplies" he says. The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks. A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have coped. They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with and porches and balconies. The Englishman comes to greet them, and when they express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says "Yeah well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went to town and did the place up" The team are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they're greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food. The Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs "I had lots to work with" he says, "this island has loads of edible herbs and plants." The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them inquires about the Japanese man. "Oh we don't know what happened to him" explains the Englishman, he ran off into the woods to sort out the supplies and hasn't been seen since". They all agree that they should try to find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, stark naked with half a coconut on his head, peacock feathers sticking out of his arse, and shouts............... . "SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| Kim Cardassian |
Haha, I already read a variation of that joke on another forum, but it was translated (and badly). This one is much funnier, coconut and peacock feathers lol. |
| ChrisB |
tl;dr |